Electrical Engineering
Why did the electrical engineer refuse to marry his girlfriend? Because he couldn't resist the voltage between them!
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Mechanical Engineering
Why did the mechanical engineer go on a diet? Because he wanted to reduce his mass and increase his acceleration!
Architecture Engineering
Why did the architecture student refuse to eat lunch in the lecture hall? Because there were too many columns and not enough support!
Electronics and Communication Engineering in Nepal
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? Because he couldn't resist the charge between them!
Civil Engineering in Nepal
What did the civil engineer say when he won the lottery? "I'm going to buy a new calculator!"
Computer Engineering in Nepal
Why did the computer engineer wear glasses? Because he couldn't C#.